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Friday, July 31, 2009

reasons why i'm glad i'm not a t-rex.

1. big head...little arms : )
2. when you go to the dentist, they will scrape all of your teeth for like a half hour, only to tell you that your teeth look "perfect" and to keep doing what you're doing. plus you have tons of teeth because you're a t-rex.
3. probably would be extinct by now.
4. tons of herbivores ganging up on you to try to take you out.
5. huge tail makes it hard to find pants that fit.
6. only two fingers.

REASONS WHY I SORT OF WISH I WAS A T-REX:

1. if you don't like someone, you can totally stomp on them.
2. eat basically whatever you want, whenever you want.
3. king of the dinosaurs means you don't have to be re-elected
4. ridiculous leg muscles.
5. tons of teeth, up to a foot long and all different shapes and sizes.
6. would have totally crunched the dentist yesterday instead of having a check-up.

3 comments:

Mrs. D said...

you need to go watch "land of the lost"... you will loves it.

Ranteumptom said...

Reasons why I sort of wish I WERE a T-Rex

Sorry, the grammar Nazi comes out sometimes. But your formatting is too sophisticated and interesting for such grammatical lapses.

But I'd rather be a ankylosaurus. Because they're wicked awesome.

Courtney said...

interesting post, miss kron. but i like it